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on January 04, 2006

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What kind of teeth can you buy with one dollar?

Buck teeth

Okay, really bad joke, but today is a downer day and I needed it. Will write more later.

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Dad blast it, I've been zapping myself all day on anything remotely metal and it is getting OLD!!!!!! I don't know why I'm extra staticy today, but it is begining to hurt. I've even tried a trick my supervisor uses, she touches her ring to the metal and that usually dissapates the static. I usually wear my wedding band on my penticle since it won't fit my ring finger anymore, so I decided to try it on my pinky. Fits nicely there and that seemed to work for a while, but the zaps are getting so big and powerful I still get zapped :( Okay, silk shirt over a poly shell probably wasn't the wisest fashion choice, esp since it has been pretty dry humidity-wise, but it looked good. So the silk shirt is off, I'mm bare armed and we'll see what happens when I get up next. I'm strongly suspecting the shell will build up enough static from my chair I'm still going to get zapped. At least the day is almost over and I can go home. Tomorrow it will be nothing bu...

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