I got this from a list I am on:
YA SHURE, YA BETCHA! DIS IS DA LATEST AIR SERVICE TO
SPROUT UP IN MINNYSOTA. ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN,
NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA AND MONTANA.
If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran (Lutheran)
Air, da no-frills airline. You're all in da same boat on Lutran Air,
where flyin is an upliftin experience. Dere is no first class on any
Lutran Air flight.
Meals are potluck. Rows 1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring
a salad; 16-21, a main dish, and 22-30, a dessert.
Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of de aircraft.
Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage.
All fares are by freewill offering and da plane will not land 'til da
budget is met.
Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will
acquaint you with da safety system aboard dis Lutran Air 599.
Okay den, listen up. I'm only gonna say dis once. In
de event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going
to be real surprised and so will Captain Olson, because we fly
right around two tousand feet, so loss of cabin pressure would
probably indicate da Second Coming or someting of dat
nature, and I wouldn't bodar with doze little masks on
da rubber tubes. You're gonna have bigger tings to worry
about than dat.
Just stuff doze back up in dair little holes. Probably
da masks fell out because of turbulence which, to be honest
wit you, we're going to have quite a bit of at two tousand feet
sort a like driving across a plowed field, but after a while you
get used to it.
In de event of a water landing, I'd say forget it.
Start saying da Lord's Prayer and just hope you get to da part
about forgive us our sins as we forgive doze who sin against us,
which some people say "trespass against us," which isn't right,
but what can you do?
De use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because
day may interfere with da plane's navigational system, which is seat
of da pants all da way. No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da
wazoo, and if God meant you to use a cell phone, He would have
put your mout on da side of your head.
We're going to start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style with
da coffee pot up front. Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in
da seat pocket in front of you. Don't take yours wit you when
you go or I am going to be real upset and I am not kiddin!
Right now I'll say Grace. "Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest and let
deze gifts to us be blessed. Fadar, Son, and Holy Ghost,
may we land in Dulut or pretty close.
Amen
YA SHURE, YA BETCHA! DIS IS DA LATEST AIR SERVICE TO
SPROUT UP IN MINNYSOTA. ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN,
NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA AND MONTANA.
If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran (Lutheran)
Air, da no-frills airline. You're all in da same boat on Lutran Air,
where flyin is an upliftin experience. Dere is no first class on any
Lutran Air flight.
Meals are potluck. Rows 1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring
a salad; 16-21, a main dish, and 22-30, a dessert.
Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of de aircraft.
Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage.
All fares are by freewill offering and da plane will not land 'til da
budget is met.
Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will
acquaint you with da safety system aboard dis Lutran Air 599.
Okay den, listen up. I'm only gonna say dis once. In
de event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going
to be real surprised and so will Captain Olson, because we fly
right around two tousand feet, so loss of cabin pressure would
probably indicate da Second Coming or someting of dat
nature, and I wouldn't bodar with doze little masks on
da rubber tubes. You're gonna have bigger tings to worry
about than dat.
Just stuff doze back up in dair little holes. Probably
da masks fell out because of turbulence which, to be honest
wit you, we're going to have quite a bit of at two tousand feet
sort a like driving across a plowed field, but after a while you
get used to it.
In de event of a water landing, I'd say forget it.
Start saying da Lord's Prayer and just hope you get to da part
about forgive us our sins as we forgive doze who sin against us,
which some people say "trespass against us," which isn't right,
but what can you do?
De use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because
day may interfere with da plane's navigational system, which is seat
of da pants all da way. No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da
wazoo, and if God meant you to use a cell phone, He would have
put your mout on da side of your head.
We're going to start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style with
da coffee pot up front. Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in
da seat pocket in front of you. Don't take yours wit you when
you go or I am going to be real upset and I am not kiddin!
Right now I'll say Grace. "Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest and let
deze gifts to us be blessed. Fadar, Son, and Holy Ghost,
may we land in Dulut or pretty close.
Amen
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