20 CLUES THAT A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT...
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling
my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move ever.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass, and
honestly believe I could do it, too.
4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like
Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating
even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and keep on
eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them
sooooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next
to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table,
and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own,
so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me
just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the
gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the
WRONG WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
standing)and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the button open on my pants to cut down
on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm
having problems walking straight.
You probably laughed at the ones that apply (or applied) to
you :D :D
Send this along to all the girls you know who like to
have fun. Make them laugh at
Themselves like you do. (We all know who we are, or were!)
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling
my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move ever.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass, and
honestly believe I could do it, too.
4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like
Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating
even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and keep on
eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them
sooooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next
to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table,
and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own,
so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me
just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the
gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the
WRONG WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
standing)and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the button open on my pants to cut down
on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm
having problems walking straight.
You probably laughed at the ones that apply (or applied) to
you :D :D
Send this along to all the girls you know who like to
have fun. Make them laugh at
Themselves like you do. (We all know who we are, or were!)
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