News of the weird

Just read a brief article in the local speculation rag (i.e. newspaper). Seems a gentleman was awakened in the wee hours of the morning recently to find a strange woman in his bed. As he awoke she began to kiss him and lick him on the face. As he sprung up out of bed, she ran from the apartment.

Moral of the story:make sure you lock you doors at night folks! In this day and age you never know who might come wandering in, from what probably was a drunk woman who thought she was in her SO's apartment to a bad guy with nefarious deeds on his mind.

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