WOO HOO! BIRTHDAY!!!

Brain: BIRTHDAY!!! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!!!!

Body: Um, no. We are going to have a nice quiet day.

Brain: Oh hell no! IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!

Body: You do realize what number birthday this is?

Brain: 22?

Brain: TIME TO HIT THE BARS AND PARTY ALL NIGHT LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!!!!

Body: First off, add 30 to that number and not only no, but HELL NO!!!! We are not in our 20s anymore and partying like that now is a serious prescription for major pain and suffering.

Brain: PPHHHTTTTT! We're still young!

Body: Okay, not old like one foot in the grave old, but dang it, we ain't THAT young either!

Brain: You are only as old as you think you are!

Body: Well I happen to KNOW we are 52, not 25 and that we can't go out and party like we used. We abused ourselves way too much when we were younger and it simply has caught up with us.

Brain: *SNERK!* Just mind over matter.

Brain: OWWWWW!!!!!!! What was that?!?!?!

Body: What is left of our knees. Remember that time we thought hopping on a pair of water skiis after consuming most of a bottle of vodka was a good idea?

Brain: Ah yes, fun memories. That was a blast!!!!! So, what is the problem?

Body: The problem is KNEES WEREN'T MEANT TO BEND THAT WAY!!!!! And then continuing to abuse them for the next 30 years didn't help matter much. We tended to not slow down.

Brain: Well, yeah, but we had lots of fun doing it.

Body: Agreed, but I am wishing we'd been a little wiser when we were younger.

Brain: Hindsight is always 20/20. We WERE young and immortal then.

Body: Truth, but we are now old and broken.

Brain *pout*

Body: What?

Brain: I want to party.

Body: Not happening, but tell you what, we can have a nice dinner and TWO glasses of wine to celebrate.

Brain: mumble mumble mumble

Body: What was that?

Brain: Oh alright, it IS a work night anyways. See? I CAN be a responsible brain :D

Body: Only because you know I will make you life hell in the morning, we don't bounce back as well as we used to.

Brain: SIGH!

Body: Yup!

Brain: Hey! I got a great idea, let's celebrate next year by parachuting out of a plane!!!!!!

Body: GROAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brain: WHAAAT?!?!?!














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