NO MORE SURPRISES DAD RAT IT!!!!!!!!

Bad enough I ran a splinter in my finger from the bedroom door jam upon rising Monday morning, the first thing on the news the minute I turned it on was hearing that Superman had died, today out of the blue I get an email from a ex-roomie using an email addy I don't recognize with a cryptic (to me) message about the festivities this Saturday and when I click on the attached jpg I find a wedding invite where she's marrying someone named Ralph. In Scotland!

WHO THE HELL IS RALPH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I didn't even know she was dating anyone seriously, last I heard she was in S California doing the nursing thing and getting into pirate re-enactment.

DETAILS DAMMIT I NEED DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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